Tahani Quote #5
Tahani: You know, this really reminds me of my time in Vietnam, picking up mortar shells with my godmother, Diana. Doesn't really matter of what she's a princess of. It's not really important.
Michael: Tahani! How goes the cleaning?
Tahani: Oh, swimmingly, Michael. And I have to say this neighborhood that you've built is truly a masterpiece, the likes of which I've never seen. And I've been to Johnny Depp's private bird sanctuary.
Michael: Well, thank you. That's very kind of you to say. [sniffs] But it's also dead wrong. This neighborhood is a disaster. See, I must have made a mistake somewhere. [sniffs] And it led to all this chaos, and now I'm just... I'm just terrified that it's gonna happen again. I'm trying to put a good face on well, this... this face that I've constructed for myself. But the truth is, I... I'm just miserable. [sniffs] I have to go. Thank you so much for your service.
Tahani: Oh, no. Powerful people do not handle failure well. Michael could be heading for a total meltdown. Soul mate, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Should we say it at the same time? All right. One, two, three. We must help Michael. Oh, you sly devil. You're going to keep me on my toes, aren't you? All right, come on. Let's go.
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Quote from Eleanor
Chidi: Tell me one fact that you know about me. I mean, we spent the whole day together. You must remember something. What country am I from?
Eleanor: [groans] Is it racist if I say Africa?
Chidi: Yes, and Africa is not a country. I am from Senegal. Do I have any siblings? Where did I go to college?
Eleanor: Trick question. You didn't.
Chidi: I was literally a college professor. Do you not remember one single thing about me?
Eleanor: Dude, things have been nuts around here. I bet you don't know anything about me.
Chidi: You were born in Phoenix. You went to school in Tempe. You're an only child. Your favorite show is something called The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and your favorite... book is Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
Eleanor: How did you know all that?
Chidi: Because you are constantly talking about yourself. You are the most self-obsessed person I have ever met.
Eleanor: You should see Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
Quote from Eleanor
Chidi: Okay, this is my fear about you, Eleanor. You are too selfish to ever be a good person.
Eleanor: Well, I think you're wrong.
Chidi: What country am I from, again?
Eleanor: Sen... sodyne.
Chidi: That is a brand of toothpaste. Look, the only thing that you are concerned with is your own happiness. That's your problem.
Quote from Michael
Michael: Boy, my armpits are leaking. What is that called again?
Janet: Sweat.
Michael: Right, right. Still not used to being in a human body. And what do you do with sweat? Do--do you lick it away, is that right?
Janet: No, you dab it with a cloth.
Michael: Oh, right. And then you lick the cloth? That seems weirder.