Michael Quote #308
Quote from Michael in Help Is Other People
Eleanor: So tonight at the party, we're gonna go for one more point grab. I'm gonna suggest that they make toasts about each other, celebrate their ups and downs, demonstrate personal growth, blah, blah, blah, humanity is saved. [all chuckling] One more day, guys. Let's finish strong.
Michael: And to that end, as you might know, I've been practicing human magic. Oh. [pulls a coin from behind Jason's ear] Ta-da.
Jason: Dope. [laughs]
Michael: So I was thinking...
Eleanor: No, the Magnificent Dr. Presto is not performing tonight.
Michael: Come on, I...
Eleanor: Dude, magic is always lame. But it's especially lame here, where there's actual magic.
Michael: As a counterargument, check your pocket. The other one. Oh, shoot, sorry. It's my pocket. Ta-da.
Jason: Dope.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Help Is Other People’ Quotes
Quote from Brent
Brent: Well, right at the beginning, I talked to Mike and Eleanor, and they were like, "Yeah, don't tell anyone this, but there's a place better than this, the Best Place, and that's where you're headed, amigo."
Chidi: I don't think they actually called you amigo.
Brent: I had to go through the year here, kind of a test, I guess, which, obviously, I aced. So at midnight, I'm in the first Escalade out of here, baby.
Simone: Brent.
Brent: Yeah?
Simone: Think about this.
Brent: Okay.
Simone: How could you get into the Best Place? You would literally have to be one of the most incredible people in the universe.
Brent: I mean, it makes sense to me. I don't know what to tell you.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Okay, in the words of Princess Kate after we came back from our shopping trip in Ibiza, "There's a lot to unpack here." Perhaps we should just put our concerns aside and enjoy ourselves.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Focus. We cannot let this slip away from us at the last second. New plan: forget the toasts. We do nothing. We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we've become. Like Facebook or America.