John Quote #3
Quote from John in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)
Eleanor: Okay, and John, our favorite gossip columnist?
John: [to other party-goers] Luckily, before I died, I pumped my face with six vials of Juvederm. I'm hoping that my corpse looks like a waxed tile floor. My ex-boyf is going to be supes jel. Okay, well, I'm gonna do a loop. Trying to see who gets me.
The Good Place Quotes
‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.
Quote from Tahani
Michael: Tahani... so, so smart, and sophisticated. She was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee.
Tahani: Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr., and I'll be damned if I lose it with you.
Quote from Eleanor
Michael: I think you look great. Professional, serious. A proper team leader.
Eleanor: It does make me feel authoritative, like that chick from Law and Order. "Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves an SVU." I've never seen the show.