Jason Quote #170

Quote from Jason in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)

Jason: Oh, I know who it should be.
Eleanor: If you say Blake Bortles, I'm gonna slap you a lot.
Jason: Chidi! I believe everything Chidi ever tells me because of his brain and how he looks like one of those owls that graduated from college.


 ‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.

Quote from Tahani

Michael: Tahani... so, so smart, and sophisticated. She was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee.
Tahani: Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr., and I'll be damned if I lose it with you.

Quote from Eleanor

Michael: I think you look great. Professional, serious. A proper team leader.
Eleanor: It does make me feel authoritative, like that chick from Law and Order. "Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves an SVU." I've never seen the show.