Jason Quote #115
Quote from Jason in Everything is Bonzer!
Police Officer: Yep, he just confessed to the robbery.
Jason: Damn it!
Police Officer: That was easy.
Jason: Look, please let me go. I only did it to pay rent for my dance crew's rehearsal space.
Police Officer: Oh, well then, you're in luck. We only arrest people for robbery if they don't have a reason.
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