Jason Quote #113
Quote from Jason in Everything is Bonzer!
Gatorbait: In the six-year history of this competition, no crew has ever received a perfect score from our judges. That changed tonight. But before we get to that, Dance Dance Resolution has been disqualified.
Jason: What? No, why?
Gatorbait: Because you have 40 people onstage. The limit is eight. Also, one of your members tried to carjack me on my way in here.
Jason: No, that was Donkey Doug, and he's not a part of our crew anymore. We win! We win!
All: We win, we win, we win!
Gatorbait: No, again, you are disqualified.
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