Michael Quote #149
Quote from Michael in Leap to Faith
Shawn: How long will it take you to shut down the neighborhood?
Michael: Better part of a day, I'd guess. In the meantime, why don't we have a farewell party here tonight? You know, just to thank the crew for all the hard work. We could jam to some tunes, you know, destroy the place, play beer pong with Jason's testicles.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Leap to Faith’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Michael: How did they get Janet's bracelets off? It's literally impossible for a human to do. It's like breathing underwater or driving without texting.
Quote from Jason
Jason: I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?
Quote from Michael
Shawn: Before tonight's party, I'd love to talk more about your strategy for torturing Tahani. I'm impressed you were able to make her fall in love with Jason. She must be miserable.
Michael: Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.