Jason Quote #79

Quote from Jason in Leap to Faith

Tahani: At some point, we should finish discussing yesterday's events.
Jason: Do you mean us almost getting married and then finding out I was married to Janet and then Janet making a boyfriend to forget me and then Janet getting rid of that boyfriend? Or do you mean when we saw that cool cloud?
Tahani: The first bit. Perhaps later after Michael briefs us on how we're gonna be fake-tortured today, we can just sit down and have a chat?
Jason: Yes, good idea. Yo, Chidi.
Chidi: Yeah?
Jason: You wanna hear about a cool cloud I saw?

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 ‘Leap to Faith’ Quotes

Quote from Michael

Michael: How did they get Janet's bracelets off? It's literally impossible for a human to do. It's like breathing underwater or driving without texting.

Quote from Jason

Jason: I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?

Quote from Michael

Shawn: Before tonight's party, I'd love to talk more about your strategy for torturing Tahani. I'm impressed you were able to make her fall in love with Jason. She must be miserable.
Michael: Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.