Michael Quote #326
Quote from Michael in You've Changed, Man
Michael: Fork this. If we're gonna lose, let's lose on our own terms. Let's come up with a completely new idea that actually makes the universe better.
Eleanor: Amen. At least then, we can hold our heads high. Okay, we need to come up with our ideal plan in about 10 minutes.
Michael: Guys, it's all come to this. Everything we've been through... the multiple lives you led on Earth, all the lives you led here, all the ethics training and lessons and journeys to the farthest corners of the afterlife, all happened so that we could be here, together... as the very best versions of ourselves, to solve the ultimate problem in the nick of time.
Eleanor: Cool speech. Now it's nine minutes.
Michael: Chidi, can you do this?
Chidi: Actually, what you just said, the very best versions of ourselves, gave me an idea.
Michael: Ha. Turns out it was a cool speech.
The Good Place Quotes
‘You've Changed, Man’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Jason: Tell me about it. I once went to jail for a week just because I stole a hot dog. Well, a hot-dog-shaped car. I stole the Wienermobile.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Now all we have to do is convince Shawn.
Tahani: I'll take the lead. If I can convince Dr. Ruth not to sue Bruno Mars over songwriting credit on "Uptown Funk," I can handle this.
Eleanor: Okay, you gotta tell me that story on the way.
Quote from Judge
Judge: Ugh. All Janet voids are nothing, but Neutral Janet voids are, like, the most nothing.
Janet: Judge, please, please don't cancel Earth.
Judge: Why not? The system's broken. You guys proved it. I just want to reboot the whole thing, and go back to my chambers. I am on season three of Justified, and can I just tell you, it is so good. I, like, binged all of season two in a day.
Janet: Think of all the amazing human achievement you'd be eliminating. The works of William Shakespeare. The Pyramids. Timothy Olyphant.
Judge: Ooh, that one stings. There's, like, 50 gallons of man in a 10-gallon hat. I'm, like, oh! Look, I'm the freaking Judge, and I made a freaking ruling, and it's gonna freaking happen, soon as I find the freaking clicker thing. All right, what do I search for? "Humanity eraser button garage door opener thingy Judge." [groans]