Eleanor Quote #366

Quote from Eleanor in Help Is Other People

Eleanor: Guys, we are so sorry about your ordeal. We just have a few questions for you. Uh, where are John and Simone? We can't find them.
Chidi: They left. I don't know where they went.
Brent: Typical. Disloyal jerks.
Chidi: You know, man, actually, they really tried with you and you made it very hard to be your friend.
Brent: You wanna know what happened? They got jealous because I'm going to the Best Place. They bugged out.
Chidi: You're not going to the Best Place! Don't you get it? They're torturing you. They're torturing all of us! [Brent scoffs] Because this is the Bad Place.
[Eleanor & Michael cackle]
Eleanor: Oh, man! I can't believe you figured it out!
Brent: Wait. He's right? This is the Bad Place?
Eleanor: Yeah. Damn it, he's right.
Michael: Yeah, we had a good run, though, didn't we?
Eleanor: Yeah, we did. [both laugh]

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Quote from Brent

Brent: Well, right at the beginning, I talked to Mike and Eleanor, and they were like, "Yeah, don't tell anyone this, but there's a place better than this, the Best Place, and that's where you're headed, amigo."
Chidi: I don't think they actually called you amigo.
Brent: I had to go through the year here, kind of a test, I guess, which, obviously, I aced. So at midnight, I'm in the first Escalade out of here, baby.
Simone: Brent.
Brent: Yeah?
Simone: Think about this.
Brent: Okay.
Simone: How could you get into the Best Place? You would literally have to be one of the most incredible people in the universe.
Brent: I mean, it makes sense to me. I don't know what to tell you.

Quote from Tahani

Tahani: Okay, in the words of Princess Kate after we came back from our shopping trip in Ibiza, "There's a lot to unpack here." Perhaps we should just put our concerns aside and enjoy ourselves.

Quote from Eleanor

Eleanor: Focus. We cannot let this slip away from us at the last second. New plan: forget the toasts. We do nothing. We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we've become. Like Facebook or America.