Michael Quote #314
Quote from Michael in Help Is Other People
Michael: Brent, I need a volunteer. Come on up. [cheers and applause] Okay, Brent, I want you to take off your wristwatch and place it in my hat.
Brent: Now, this is a Rolex. It's the exact same watch Richie Sambora wears.
Michael: Ah. So be careful. And now the Magnificent Dr. Presto will transform y... Oh. [ground rumbling] [people yelling] Brent, can you hear me? If it somehow helps, there's a small dove in your pocket! [dove flies off] Never mind.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Help Is Other People’ Quotes
Quote from Brent
Brent: Well, right at the beginning, I talked to Mike and Eleanor, and they were like, "Yeah, don't tell anyone this, but there's a place better than this, the Best Place, and that's where you're headed, amigo."
Chidi: I don't think they actually called you amigo.
Brent: I had to go through the year here, kind of a test, I guess, which, obviously, I aced. So at midnight, I'm in the first Escalade out of here, baby.
Simone: Brent.
Brent: Yeah?
Simone: Think about this.
Brent: Okay.
Simone: How could you get into the Best Place? You would literally have to be one of the most incredible people in the universe.
Brent: I mean, it makes sense to me. I don't know what to tell you.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Okay, in the words of Princess Kate after we came back from our shopping trip in Ibiza, "There's a lot to unpack here." Perhaps we should just put our concerns aside and enjoy ourselves.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Focus. We cannot let this slip away from us at the last second. New plan: forget the toasts. We do nothing. We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we've become. Like Facebook or America.