Shawn Quote #40
Quote from Shawn in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)
Judge: [on videos chat] So let me get this straight. Shawn, you sent a demon in disguise as one of the subjects?
Michael: Yes, he did, Your Honor.
[Linda removes her mask and is revealed to be shirtless Chris Baker]
Michael: Luckily, none of the other test subjects saw the mess he made, but he put the experiment at risk and he attacked me and Eleanor. And I'm sorry, where's your shirt?
Chris Baker: I think it got stuck in the skin suit.
Eleanor: Well, keep it there.
Shawn: [on video call] Damn it, Chris, you were supposed to slowly undermine them and gradually sabotage the experiment, not just go ham on day two, you fart plume.
Chris Baker: I told you, I'm not an actor.
Shawn: And when you get back here, you won't be anything.
The Good Place Quotes
‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.
Quote from Tahani
Michael: Tahani... so, so smart, and sophisticated. She was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee.
Tahani: Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr., and I'll be damned if I lose it with you.
Quote from Eleanor
Michael: I think you look great. Professional, serious. A proper team leader.
Eleanor: It does make me feel authoritative, like that chick from Law and Order. "Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves an SVU." I've never seen the show.