Janet Quote #123
Quote from Janet in A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)
Michael: All I know is she's boring. She makes Neutral Janet look like Disco Janet. Disco Janet was around for awhile, years ago. She was great. I mean, she was a lot, but she was fun.
Eleanor: Actually, that's a good idea. Let's unload this dead weight. Janet?
Janet: [appears] Hi, there.
Eleanor: Linda, this is Janet. If you want anything at all, Janet can bring it to you. Watch. Janet, can I have a baby elephant made of pure light that tells you true secrets about the universe?
Elephant: Shirley Temple killed JFK.
Eleanor: See? Anything you want from Janet?
Linda: Can I have... a peppermint?
Janet: Sure.
Linda: I'm gonna go over there now.
Elephant: Stonehenge was a sex thing.
The Good Place Quotes
‘A Girl from Arizona (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Who can convince her that this actually is the afterlife? We need someone authoritative and reassuring, like Nelson Mandela or Sir Patrick Stewart. Or really any of my old racquetball partners would do.
Quote from Tahani
Michael: Tahani... so, so smart, and sophisticated. She was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee.
Tahani: Well, I lost that battle with Robert Downey Jr., and I'll be damned if I lose it with you.
Quote from Eleanor
Michael: I think you look great. Professional, serious. A proper team leader.
Eleanor: It does make me feel authoritative, like that chick from Law and Order. "Well, boys, looks like we got ourselves an SVU." I've never seen the show.