Eleanor Quote #271

Quote from Eleanor in The Ballad of Donkey Doug

Chidi: I hate this. What if I ruined her? What if I sent her down the wrong path and she ends up in the Bad Place? I have to undo what I did. Janet, fire up the simulator.
Eleanor: Dude. No more simulations, just talk to her. Break-ups never end with both people feeling great. But she's a badass and her world is bigger than your relationship. [Chidi sighs] She'll recover. Just... Go. Be a person.
Chidi: Right. Here I go.

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Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!