Tahani Quote #131
Quote from Tahani in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
Pillboi: Now listen, Judy. You can't mix Xannies with these lil' pink fools. You'll be tripping balls like Clarence was when he crawled into the ice machine. [she giggles] Here. Take half of one of these, wash it down with a 5-Hour Energy and you'll be golden. Body high with mild visuals.
Judy: Thanks, Pillboi.
Pillboi: [to his supervisor] Yo, I gotta take off, cos I gotta go do a robbery. I mean... I'm sick.
Tahani: Hello, Pillboi. I'm here on behalf of Jason. You won't be attending the job, with Donkey Doug today. There's been a change of plans.
Pillboi: OK.
Tahani: That's it? You don't need any more information?
Pillboi: I mean, do you wanna tell me?
Tahani: Not really.
Pillboi: Cool. Want some pills?
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Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!