Janet Quote #78
Quote from Janet in Everything is Bonzer!
Janet: Aw, cute.
Michael: This is a disaster.
Janet: Michael, relax.
Michael: How are the two of them going to bond?
Janet: There were plenty of reboots where Eleanor and Chidi weren't even soul mates, and he still always helped her. Simone and Chidi are good together. I've been running simulations on what their kids will be like. One of them is hot enough to be on The Bachelor and smart enough to never go on The Bachelor.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Everything is Bonzer!’ Quotes
Quote from Eleanor
Chidi: So for Aristotle, virtue is practical. Goodness isn't something that a person just inherently has. It's something that she achieves through her actions. Questions?
Eleanor: Uh, yeah, a few. I wrote down "what?" "huh?" And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like Chipotle. Wait a minute, is it "Chip-o-tottle"?
Quote from Michael
Michael: Oh, wow! I was just on Earth. It was incredible. The... the traffic, the pigeons. And I saw this place that was, at once, a Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell! I mean, oh! The mind reels. A Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell! Ah!
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Okay, uh, where do I start? I'm not, like, the best person in the world. I'm a trash bag from Arizona, which is saying something. Our biggest exports are racist sheriffs and HPV.