Jason Quote #109
Quote from Jason in Everything is Bonzer!
Michael: Sup, bud? I've been looking for you.
Jason: Oh, sorry. Are these your rocks?
Michael: No, look. My name is Zach Pizazz. International talent scout. I've been tracking your dance troupe, man. I think you really got the goods. I want you to come on down to Australia and start a new crew, all right? I'll pay for everything. You may have a few other obligations, but basically...
Jason: Uh, thanks, but no thanks, man. I'm done with dancing.
Michael: But wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. You heard what my name was, right? Zach Pizazz?
Jason: My life is just kind of messed up right now. I had a really tough year.
Michael: I'm sorry. Want to talk about it? I'm a pretty good listener.
Jason: Well, my year started about a year ago.
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