Michael Quote #158

Quote from Michael in Leap to Faith

Eleanor: Derek headed off, and when the new train arrived, the four of us crawled underneath before any of the drunk demons saw us. That kept us from being detected when Bad Janet scanned the neighborhood. We fooled those mofos like the chumps they are.
Chidi: We got all four clues you left us.
Michael: Oh, that's great. Well, I mean, I actually left you more than 1,200 clues, because of how primitive your brains are, but I'm so glad you got enough to figure it out.
Tahani: Wait, how did you escape detection, though?
Michael: Well, I'm not ethically proud of this, but I framed Vicky. It was pretty easy. I just kept whispering things into Janet's ear to make her paranoid.
Janet: I'm sorry, wh-what did you whisper to me? I don't remember.
[flashback:]
Michael: [whispers] Something, something, Vicky, something, something.
Vicky: What does Michael keep whispering to you?
Janet: Something, something, Vicky, something, something.
[present:]
Michael: And that made her try to take Janet's bracelets off, which framed her for the escape.

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 ‘Leap to Faith’ Quotes

Quote from Michael

Michael: How did they get Janet's bracelets off? It's literally impossible for a human to do. It's like breathing underwater or driving without texting.

Quote from Jason

Jason: I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?

Quote from Michael

Shawn: Before tonight's party, I'd love to talk more about your strategy for torturing Tahani. I'm impressed you were able to make her fall in love with Jason. She must be miserable.
Michael: Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.