Jason Quote #65
Quote from Jason in Existential Crisis
Tahani: Wow, this is... elaborate.
Quinston: Gunnar was an animal rights activist. So the theme of the party is "animals." Flying station's over there if you want to fly like a falcon.
Vicky: And over there we filled a ball pit with puppies.
Eleanor: That's fun.
Vicky: Oh, and have you ever wanted to sit in a kangaroo pouch?
Jason: My whole dang life.
Vicky: So we can all hang out here for a bit and then we can head over to your party... sound good?
Jason: Yo, this place is lit. I'm going to go jump in that kangie's pouch.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Existential Crisis’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Michael: So that's their plan.
Jason: This doesn't seem so bad.
Michael: Yeah. It really tucks my nuggets. I worked so hard on my torture ideas, and theirs are so basic. These millennials, they have no work ethic. Oh, sorry, a millennial is someone who has only been torturing people for a thousand years. Millennial.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply "did myself".
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: I don't know if what I'm going to say is going to hurt or help, but screw it. Do you know what's really happening right now? You're learning what it's like to be human. All humans are aware of death. So we're all a little bit sad... all the time. That's just the deal.
Michael: Sounds like a crappy deal.
Eleanor: Well, yeah. It is. But we don't get offered any other ones. And if you try and ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway. I've been there. And everybody's been there. So don't fight it. In the words of a very wise Bed, Bath, and Beyond employee I once knew... "Go ahead and cry all you want. But you're going to have to pay for that toilet plunger."