Janet Quote #28
Quote from Janet in What's My Motivation
Janet: Jason, you are all that I care about, possibly because I did not have the capacity to care about anything before you. I love you. Also, interesting sidenote, I think I might hate things now, too. So far, it's genocide and leggings as pants.
Michael: This is nuts. Just weighing in over here. This is bonkers. Okay, I have to go reboot Janet.
Janet: Why?
Michael: It's the only thing I can think of to do to get rid of this glitch.
Jason: Yo, who you calling a glitch?
Michael: It means "error," Jason, which is what this is.
Janet: Oh, really? Is it an error to act unpredictably and behave in ways that run counter to how you were programmed to behave?
Michael: Yes. Now, you two sit tight. I'm gonna go murder Janet, and I'll be right back.
Jason: Look on the bright side. When you're rebooted, I can teach you all the Dorito flavors again.
Janet: No. I'm not starting over. What if he reboots me, and we fall out of love? We have to get out of here right now.
The Good Place Quotes
‘What's My Motivation’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Michael: I just want to make sure that I have this right. Um... Jianyu is not a Taiwanese monk, but rather someone named Jason Mendoza, a failed DJ from Jacksonville, Florida.
Jason: I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.
Michael: And you two are married.
Jason: Hells yeah, homie. We love each other. She makes the bass drop... in my heart.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hello! Hi, how are you? There has to be something bigger I can do than holding the door and waving. There's no way every Walmart greeter is in the Good Place.
Tahani: Wal... mart?
Eleanor: It's a place regular people go. You haven't heard of it.
Tahani: Look, I know this is tedious, but holding a door for someone is three points, and if you do it for everyone in the neighborhood, then that's almost a thousand points for just a start. Besides, all the big ticket items are impossible, I'm afraid. It's not as if you could, you know, "sacrifice your life to save others" or "change the consciousness of a nation." Both of which I did, by the way. Such fun.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Have a wonderful day. This is pointless. The ticker isn't even going up, and everyone's giving me the stink eye.
Tahani: Eleanor, everyone hates you.
Eleanor: Well, fork you too.
Tahani: No, this is good. Now that we know, we can actually do something about it. And I am an expert at mediating conflict, like when my friends Scary, Sporty, Posh, and Baby had an issue with my other friend Archbishop Desmond Tutu.