Janet: Jason, you are all that I care about, possibly because I did not have the capacity to care about anything before you. I love you. Also, interesting sidenote, I think I might hate things now, too. So far, it's genocide and leggings as pants.
Michael: This is nuts. Just weighing in over here. This is bonkers. Okay, I have to go reboot Janet.
Janet: Why?
Michael: It's the only thing I can think of to do to get rid of this glitch.
Jason: Yo, who you calling a glitch?
Michael: It means "error," Jason, which is what this is.
Janet: Oh, really? Is it an error to act unpredictably and behave in ways that run counter to how you were programmed to behave?
Michael: Yes. Now, you two sit tight. I'm gonna go murder Janet, and I'll be right back.
Jason: Look on the bright side. When you're rebooted, I can teach you all the Dorito flavors again.
Janet: No. I'm not starting over. What if he reboots me, and we fall out of love? We have to get out of here right now.