Eleanor Quote #103
Quote from Eleanor in What's My Motivation
Tahani: Now, we shall hear from tonight's featured guest. She's kind, she's humble, she's... the Walmart of friends. Did I use that word right? Eleanor Shellstrop. [sparse applause]
Eleanor: Hi, everyone, I'm Eleanor. Original flavor, not new and improved. I know a lot of bad stuff has happened because of me, but I never meant to hurt you, so if I caused you any harm, I'm truly sorry.
Jessica: That's nice, Eleanor, but I still crashed into a turkey carcass.
Glenn: And I fell into a sinkhole.
Pevita: And my dog got kicked into the sun. What can you possibly say to us that'll make up for your actions?
Eleanor: Pobody's nerfect? [Pevita chuckles] [chuckling spreads]
Pilar: "Pobody's nerfect"? That's hilarious.
Sachveer: Like "nobody's perfect," but the letters switched.
Glenn: That's very funny.
Sachveer: It's nerfect!
The Good Place Quotes
‘What's My Motivation’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Michael: I just want to make sure that I have this right. Um... Jianyu is not a Taiwanese monk, but rather someone named Jason Mendoza, a failed DJ from Jacksonville, Florida.
Jason: I wasn't a failed DJ. I was pre-successful.
Michael: And you two are married.
Jason: Hells yeah, homie. We love each other. She makes the bass drop... in my heart.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hello! Hi, how are you? There has to be something bigger I can do than holding the door and waving. There's no way every Walmart greeter is in the Good Place.
Tahani: Wal... mart?
Eleanor: It's a place regular people go. You haven't heard of it.
Tahani: Look, I know this is tedious, but holding a door for someone is three points, and if you do it for everyone in the neighborhood, then that's almost a thousand points for just a start. Besides, all the big ticket items are impossible, I'm afraid. It's not as if you could, you know, "sacrifice your life to save others" or "change the consciousness of a nation." Both of which I did, by the way. Such fun.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Have a wonderful day. This is pointless. The ticker isn't even going up, and everyone's giving me the stink eye.
Tahani: Eleanor, everyone hates you.
Eleanor: Well, fork you too.
Tahani: No, this is good. Now that we know, we can actually do something about it. And I am an expert at mediating conflict, like when my friends Scary, Sporty, Posh, and Baby had an issue with my other friend Archbishop Desmond Tutu.