Tahani: Now, we shall hear from tonight's featured guest. She's kind, she's humble, she's... the Walmart of friends. Did I use that word right? Eleanor Shellstrop. [sparse applause]
Eleanor: Hi, everyone, I'm Eleanor. Original flavor, not new and improved. I know a lot of bad stuff has happened because of me, but I never meant to hurt you, so if I caused you any harm, I'm truly sorry.
Jessica: That's nice, Eleanor, but I still crashed into a turkey carcass.
Glenn: And I fell into a sinkhole.
Pevita: And my dog got kicked into the sun. What can you possibly say to us that'll make up for your actions?
Eleanor: Pobody's nerfect? [Pevita chuckles] [chuckling spreads]
Pilar: "Pobody's nerfect"? That's hilarious.
Sachveer: Like "nobody's perfect," but the letters switched.
Glenn: That's very funny.
Sachveer: It's nerfect!