Eleanor: If nobody minds, uh... I would like to address... the people on this cake, I suppose. I get that we all have meaningful lives outside the study. Well, Tahani and Chidi do. Jason and I are straight trash.
Jason: Ka-kaw!
Eleanor: But, just... I mean, think about how much progress we've all made since that picture was taken. I know that what we're doing is important, and I'm not ready to stop. And I don't think you guys are either. So let's all stay here, and keep it going. What do you say?
Tahani: Eleanor! That was absolutely... lovely.
Chidi: It really was. And I am... I'm so glad that this study meant that much to you. But, realistically...
Eleanor: That's cool. I get it. No, you don't need to say it. I... I got it. That's all she wrote. Cool.
Chidi: Are you OK? I hope you're not mad.
Eleanor: No, I'm not mad. I'm actually laughing. Because this whole study was a hilarious, stupid, pointless joke and now it's over, so let's hit the road. I don't need you guys. You don't need me, and since you don't need me I'm just gonna take the "me" out of this cake. [grabs a piece of the cake with her hands]
Tahani: No! Eleanor, please!
Eleanor: [mock British accent] Oh, sorry, the deed is done! Pip pip, too late! Ah, farewell to you, my liege. And a jolly good Saint Ploopington's Day to all of you! USA! USA! USA!