Janet: Can somebody please explain what happened, and... and can you guys just be a tiny bit quieter? Because, um, I've been drunk on magnets all day, and... and I can literally hear every sound in the universe.
Eleanor: Basically, Michael sent us a code, and we had to crack it.
Jason: I figured out the first clue...
Eleanor: No, you didn't, I did.
Jason: I was there, though!
[flashback:]
Jason: Blake Bortles is a cool name. Derek Bortles is a dumb name.
Eleanor: Yes... Derek Bortles is indeed a very dumb name. It's a clue. There's no way Michael would've forgotten the name Blake Bortles. You say it a million times a day.
Jason: 'Cause he's the best.
Eleanor: No, he's not, and even I know that. Michael was telling us to use Derek, Janet's Derek, for something. There were clues in the roast. Everybody, quietly but quickly head to the train station, but let's split up, so we don't draw attention. [all move in the same direction] Ugh, you guys are the worst conspirators.