Quote from Jason in Chidi's Choice
Zach: [on TV] It looks calm now, but the storm is imminent. We're... Jason: [on TV] What's up, Carson Daly? My name is Jason. I wanna give a shout-out to all my homies up in Jacksonville. Zach: [on TV] I am not Carson Daly. I'm a weather reporter. A hurricane is coming. You need seek shelter. Jason: [on TV] I'm on TV! Zach: [on TV] Okay. Jason: Hey, Janet? Janet: [appears] Hi, there. What are you watching? Jason: My greatest accomplishment ever. I'm trying to cheer myself up because I'm sad. I think I might be in big trouble. Can you bring me something that will make me not-sad? Janet: Let me think. [Janet disappears and returns with a tray of Buffalo Wings] Sorry that took so long. Here you go. Jason: Oh, dang. Are these from my favorite restaurant, Stupid Nick's Wing Dump? Janet: Stupid Nick's closed down because a pelican fell in the flash fryer, but he opened a new place called Ugly Nick's Meat Trench. These are an exact replica of that recipe.