Eleanor: Hey, guys. Having fun? Great. So, little update. Um, the Good Place is a disaster. Everyone here is a happiness zombie, and no one is doing anything about it, because by the time they realize it's happening, everyone is too far gone to care.
Tahani: Oh, dear! Oh, hello, I'm Tahani.
Hypatia: Hi, I'm milkshake. Do you want a milkshake?
Chidi: Okay, we need to tell someone before we're too zonked out to remember why we're here. We need to find the Committee.
Michael: The Committee is me. I am Committee. It me.
Eleanor: What?
Michael: They tricked me. And put me in charge of the Good Place and then literally ran away.
Eleanor: And then what happened? The sorting hat put you in Hufflepuff? Roasted. Come on, I know we have problems. You can't expect me to ignore this.