Janet: Ugh. Great, more Vicky. Hey, your Michael impression stinks almost as much as your suit. Pfft.
Michael: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Shawn: Welcome, Janet. We have a special guest for you today.
Jason: Hi, Janet, it's me. Jason. Your boyfriend. I really miss you. I know we were in a fight before, but I hope you've forgiven me because I love you, girl.
Janet: Not a girl.
Michael: Well, Janet...
Janet: Yeah?
Michael: How does that make you feel?
Janet: [cries] Terrible!