Wanda: Anyway, long story short, that's why there are still ducks. I saved all the ducks.
Audience: Aw!
Eleanor: Incredible. Wow. Thank you, Wanda. What a life. Now we turn to our next guest, Chidi Anagonye. [applause] Now, Chidi, you led an impressive life as an academic.
Chidi: Uh, well, uh, not save-an-entire-species impressive, but yes, I was a professor of ethical and moral philosophy. I'm sorry. Literally every duck? You saved every duck?
Wanda: In essence, yes. And I didn't mention this before, I really don't like to brag, but also horses.
Chidi: What? Man. I mean, compared to you, I feel a little inadequate. [Brent checks his watch]