Jason: I guess I could do my normal breakup routine. Drink a ton of Mountain Dew, steal an ATV and ride it through a Panda Express. But then I'd have to ask Janet for the Mountain Dew and the ATV, and then I'd have to see Janet, and then I'd start crying. What do I do?
Tahani: I honestly don't know. But whatever you do, you'll be doing it with your friends.
Jason: [sobs] And I didn't even get to tell you about the Blake Bortles part.