Chidi: This house was built to torture you. Why did you have Michael re-create it exactly?
Eleanor: Well, in the memories I watched, this was where we fell in love. So I figured, why mess with success? I mean, blegh, what am I saying? This house is stupid. And you're lame, and I hate you.
Chidi: I love you, too.
Eleanor: This is gonna be fun. I mean, I know we have to help these new people, but most of the time, we'll just get to live together like a normal couple. We can chill out and just relax...
Chidi: Have sex.
Eleanor: ...and study philosophy... Horndog.
Chidi: Nerd!