Tahani: I do feel bad, though. I completely forgot about watching the game with Jason.
Jason: [enters covered in body paint] Homies, guess what? Yesterday I got a Facebook invite to the Australia chapter of the Jacksonville Jaguars Fan Club!
Eleanor: Yeah, I think he's over it.
Jason: Me and two other dudes just watched the Jags annihilate the Texans! It was super fun, I'm completely wasted. I gotta go barf one last time, and then I'll be ready to learn philosophy! Duval!