Eleanor: Before all the reboots, Jason was married to Janet. Okay? That's why Janet's been glitching because she's sad 'cause she misses Jason, In fact, she was so sad she... Well... Derek.
Derek: [appears] Well, well, well. Jason Mendoza. At last we meet. You've got a lot of nerve buddy.
Eleanor: No, no. I'm Eleanor, man. Everybody, this is Derek. Janet made Derek as a boyfriend to try and rebound from Jason.
Tahani: Oh, I feel quite light-headed. Janet, fetch my tizzy couch please. [sighs]