Eleanor: All right, nerds, let's just get this over with. I'll go to the Bad Place with Real Eleanor, and you three can stay.
Jason: Yes! We get to stay, baby! We did it!
Chidi: Wait, no. You're not going. I am.
Eleanor: What?
Tahani: Why?
Chidi: Real Eleanor is my soul mate... or was my soul mate and she's only going down there because she thinks that I don't love her.
Tahani: Do you?
Chidi: I don't know. Please don't ask me that. My stomach hurts. The point is, if she's going down there because of me, I'll never be at peace.
Jason: Yes! We get to stay, baby! We did it!