Tahani: Okay, well, it's settled then. Eleanor and Jianyu are leaving.
Jason: For the last time, my name is Jason, not Jianyu, the amazing and incredible monk.
Eleanor: Which is why you belong in the Bad Place.
Tahani: And by the way, Janet is not your wife, or your soul mate. There's a Janet in every neighborhood.
Jason: Well, I'm in love with this Janet. We did a bunch of amazing, awesome stuff which almost turned out to be sex, and we were married in a legal ceremony.
Janet: It was not legal.
Eleanor: Okay, J-bones, you and me, outside.