Mindy St. Claire: I think he has a good point. I wouldn't go back for those turkeys.
Eleanor: How can you say that?
Mindy St. Claire: Think practically here. Okay, you go back, you turn yourself in, you get sent to the Bad Place, and you never see your friends again. Or you stay here, you're safe from the Bad Place, and you never see your friends again. It's the same results, except if you stay here, you don't get tortured.
Eleanor: But they do.
Mindy St. Claire: That's their problem. Your problem is whether you get tortured. Now if you'll excuse me, it's my masturbating time.
Eleanor: When isn't it? We're going back.
Jason: But...
Eleanor: Now.