Tahani: It's funny... I was devastated when I found out that he wasn't my soul mate, but now I think I've dodged a bullet. He's a simple man.
Eleanor: I once watched him eat electrical tape right off the roll. He thought it was a Fruit by the Foot that had gone bad.
Tahani: Thank you for being such a great friend to me today.
Eleanor: 'Course, hot stuff. I got your back.