Tahani: Yet another lie. You didn't paint this. You got Janet to do it.
Jason: No, no, no, Chidi did it. I got you an awesome painting, but then he switched it to this one because he said you'd like it more, and he made me memorize stuff to say to you so you wouldn't be so sad. This is all his fault. You should yell at him.
Tahani: [scoffs] Chidi helped you make me happy. It's almost as if he was trying to... Oh, oh, my. Of course.
Jason: This is the cool painting I made. This guy's famous. I mean, who even are those ladies?