Eleanor: I just want to say, once more, for the record, that this whole good/bad system is bullshirt. There should be a medium place for people like me who kind of sucked, but in, like, a fun, chill way.
Chidi: I agree.
Eleanor: I'm sorry I dragged you into this. And that I never did laundry. And that I waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it.
Chidi: You didn't trick me. I repeatedly asked you to stop.
Eleanor: Just know you did everything you could to help me. You're a really good fake soul mate.
[After Eleanor holds out her hand for Chidi to shake, he hugs her instead]