Quote from Janet in Most Improved Player
Janet: [appears with her hands behind her back] Michael, good news. I was able to obtain Eleanor Shellstrop's file. Michael: [sighs] Is it actually a cactus? Janet: I don't understand. Michael: I want to see the file for Eleanor Shellstrop. Is that what you have, or do you have a cactus? Janet: I have the file. Michael: You're sure? You have the file and not a cactus? Janet: That is correct. I have Eleanor Shellstrop's file. I do not have a cactus. Michael: Excellent. Please, give me the file. Janet: Here you go. [hands Michael a cactus] Michael: Thank you, Janet. Janet: You're welcome.