Eleanor: Ugh. Tahani. [British accent] Welcome to the neighborhood. Even though we all arrived here at the same time, here's some dirt I put in a bowl because I'm amazing.
Chidi: I thought it was kind of a nice gesture.
Eleanor: [normal voice] Oh, Chidi. It's a total con. I see through her little act.
Chidi: Her act of being a nice person who brings you gifts?
Eleanor: Bingo.
Chidi: Okay. I'll... I'll remind you that you're trying to learn how to be a good person. Maybe you should return the favor and bring her something.
Eleanor: Oh, so now I'm supposed to be nice and make friends and treat her with mutual respect?
Chidi: Yeah.
Eleanor: That exactly what she wants me to do, Chidi, wake up!
Chidi: That... That's what everyone wants everyone to do.