Chidi: So I have moved out of my apartment officially and into your guestroom. Figured it would cause less suspicion and make things easier for our "good person" lessons.
Eleanor: Cool. Uh, just FYI, I'm a very loud snorer. And I like to drip dry in the nude, so eyes to yourself, perv.
Chidi: Okay, fine. Now you got a long way to go to pull this off. It will take hours and hours of studying ethics and moral philosophy. We're gonna have assignments and quizzes and papers. It's gonna be so much fun.
Eleanor: Remind me what I'm getting out of this again.
Chidi: You get to avoid eternal damnation.
Eleanor: Oh, yeah. Right.