Tahani: So anyone who doesn't meet the threshold for the new Medium Place Neighborhood is yours for the taking. The Bad Place still has plenty of people to torture.
Shawn: I have to admit this does make sense. And I like that your side is settling for a crappy deal while my side stays mostly the same. What the hell. I'm in.
Michael: Really?
Shawn: No. [chuckles] You actually believed me?
Eleanor: Dude, in 20 minutes, all of humanity is going to be erased forever.
Shawn: And?
Chidi: The Bad Place will get emptied out, too. You will have no one to torture for billions of years. Everyone loses.
Shawn: Oh, I know. But here's the thing. I don't care if everyone loses as long as you lose.