John: Are we really in hell? I mean, I didn't lead a perfect life on Earth, but I worked very hard.
Simone: Making fun of people you'd never even met.
John: Well, I guess you must be right, Simone, because you always have to be. [chuckles] Hey, are you the bottom of a coal-fired pizza?
Simone: Why, 'cause I'm burnt?
John: Gah! You are always right.