John: Okay, you call her muffin? I'm getting a lot of breaking news at once here.
Simone: I was gathering evidence. I didn't wanna compromise the integrity of the data collection.
Chidi: Oh, so romantic.
Simone: Here's what I know. Eleanor and Michael are up to something, and it's focused on us.
I mean, there are, like, 300 people in the neighborhood, and somehow they just spend all of their time talking to the six people in this room.
John: Well, I mean, who else are they gonna talk to? Dumb Shorts Cathy? [Brent chuckles]
Chidi: What is your problem with her?
John: I mean, shorts? "Cathy"? What isn't my problem with her?