Jason: What's wrong, homie?
Chidi: Brent wrote this book, and clearly, he put some of us in it. There's a cowardly character named Four-Eyed Igby who wears glasses and sweater vests and never does anything spontaneous or cool. I am educating you in ethics. What could be cooler than that?
Jason: If you want to try something spontaneous, I'm your guy. Almost everything I did on Earth, I did without thinking or worrying about what would happen. That's how I got my nickname, "The Defendant."