Chidi: No! If you throw that stone, your truest actual desire will appear, and who knows what that is?
Jason: I do. My old motorcycle with Pamela Anderson airbrushed on the side. It exploded a week after I got it because someone wanted to see what would happen if they poured lighter fluid in the engine.
Chidi: Was that someone you?
Jason: Yep. Turns out it explodes. Called it. Look, maybe Jianyu the monk likes motorcycles. We don't know his life.
Chidi: No monk's truest desire is a motorcycle with Pam Anderson's face painted on it.
Jason: Oh, it wasn't her face.
Chidi: No, no, no!
Michael: A sexually explicit motorcycle? Whose rock was that?
Chidi: [stammering] Hey, it's mine. Jianyu tossed my rock because he wanted to help me, his friend, who loves motorcycles and Canadian TV actress Pamela Anderson. Thanks, Jianyu. And now I will ride it away. Can't wait to cruise the streets in this bad boy. Yeah, man. Now we're cooking with gas.