Janet: You need to hurry. My molecular essence is fragmenting, and it's giving me the worst headache.
Michael: Okay, here's a question. If Doug Forcett's not getting in, who is? Let's look at one more file. Someone who... who's gotten into the Good Place this year.
Neil: All right, why don't we look at... No one. No one got in.
Michael: No one's gotten in for a year?
Neil: Correct.
Michael: How about the last three years?
Neil: All right, uh, boo-doo-doo... Uh, no one.
Michael: When was the last time someone got in?
Neil: The last time someone got enough points to get into the Good Place was... 521 years ago.