Chidi: Listen, the point is, Eleanor and I have nothing in common except that we both almost died, and it made us want to be better people. This is my thesis idea. I will explore the effect of near-death experiences on ethical decision-making. I will get a group of people together who have had near-death experiences, ask them ethical questions, and see if there's any commonalities!
Simone: That's great! Why are you yelling it at me?
Chidi: Because I need your help! You and your magic brain scan machine.
Simone: Oh, of course! A joint study with the neuroscience department. We can use MRI mapping to see if a near-death experience alters brain function.
Chidi: There's something there, right?
Simone: Definitely, I love this.
Chidi: Great. Also, I wanted to kiss you last night, but I chickened out, so I'm going to kiss you now.
Simone: Good, yes. I want that, please.