Joe: Hi, there, do you have a second to talk about the environment?
Eleanor: Hey. Remember me?
Joe: Ah! Don't hurt me. My bones are brittle. I have a calcium deficiency.
Eleanor: No, I'm not gonna hurt you, man. I came to apologize. There. I did it. I apologized.
Joe: No, you didn't.
Eleanor: Yes, I did, assface. Nope. You're right. I didn't. I apologize for being mean to you like a thousand times. There's really no excuse.
Joe: Thanks. Apology accepted. Uh, what's happening? I'm scared.
Eleanor: Hey, I'm on kinda like a self-improvement kick. Do you think you could help me out, teach me to get all horny for the environment or whatever?